Installing Direct X Runtime and other drivers w/o internet access?

I had another thread in the Hardware section and I asked the same question, but I realized this was software so I decided to make a new post.

My new computer's up and running, but I need drivers in order to play anything. That's a problem; the Ethernet cables I bought are still on order, and thus I have no internet access. I copied the install wizards onto a USB and I tried to run them on my computer. I ran the C++ Redistributable no problem, but the Direct X Runtime and the drivers for my Xbox360 controller all needs internet access to run. How can I install the drivers without internet access?